Strategically Average Eco Tote Bag
Strategically Average Eco Tote Bag
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The Strategically Average Tote is your everyday sidekick for carrying groceries, books, and realistic expectations. With its relaxed graphic and easygoing style, this bag proudly proclaims that balanced effort beats overachievement every time. Grab it, fill it, and keep your ambitions comfortably within reason. Mediocre & Co.—average done intentionally.
Details & Care
Details & Care
Material & Features
- 100 % heavyweight cotton canvas—rugged, reusable, planet-friendly
- Flat-corner build stays crisp (no saggy sides)
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfy hauls, light or loaded
- Beefy weave totes laptops, limes, and library runs with ease
- Comes in Natural or Black—pick your vibe, cut the single-use waste
Care - Spot-clean when life happens
- No bleach—canvas plays it cool
- Line-dry to keep shape sharp
- If you must iron, steer clear of the print (press around it, never on it)
The Mediocre Promise
The Mediocre Promise
We cut corners on hustle culture, not on quality. Every tee is built to outlast your to-do list—soft enough for Sunday naps, tough enough for Tuesday chaos. If your first wear doesn’t feel just right, ping us and we’ll swap or refund, no drama. Life’s already complicated; wondering whether your shirt will hold up shouldn’t make the list.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each product is made when you order, cutting waste and giving you more design options (plus a lighter footprint).
Shipping timeline:
- Print & Ship Time: 2-4 business days
- U.S. delivery: 3-5 business days (free on $50+)
First-Wear Guarantee:
Wear it, wash it once. If it’s not a keeper, email us within 30 days—we’ll swap or refund, zero hoops, zero hard feelings.
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