
The Mediocre Manifesto
Thirteen low-key laws for ditching the grind and living on your terms.

1. Good Enough is Good Enough
Perfection is a moving target, and frankly we’re done sprinting. Ship the thing, high-five yourself, call it a day.

2 · Sleep is a Power Move
Eight hours is the new status symbol. Snooze like your ROI depends on it—because it does.

3 · Less Doing, More Being
Delete three tasks, take a long breath, notice the sky. Productivity forgot what living feels like—remind it.

4 · Strategic Drift is a Valid Direction
Let the current tug you sideways; breakthroughs hide in aimless currents. Off-track is on-brand.

5 · Protect Your Energy
Guard your bandwidth like it’s vintage vinyl—no scratches, no skips, only clean grooves.

6 · Sustainable Over Impressive
Long game > loud game. Choose habits you can keep after the dopamine fades.

7 · Authenticity > Aesthetics
Real beats curated every time. If it’s messy but true, you’re already winning.

8 · Declutter Your Calendar (and Mind)
Cancel the meeting, clear the mess. Space is where lightning strikes.

9 · Celebrate Small Wins Like They’re Big Ones
Tiny triumphs keep the engine humming. Clap for the small stuff—loudly.

10 · Average is a Setting We All Need Sometimes
Cruise control saves engines. Dial it down and coast; the view still slaps.

11 · Community Over Competition
We rise faster when we paddle together. Share the wave, share the win.

12 · Play Counts, Even When It’s Pointless
Fun is a nutrient—dose daily. No agenda, just joy.

13 · Break the Rules (When They Deserve It)
Rules are suggestions with good PR. If it blocks you from better living, smash the sign and stroll through.