Strategically Average Boyfriend Tee
Strategically Average Boyfriend Tee
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The Strategically Average Tee is your playful anthem to intentional mediocrity. With laid-back lettering that feels like a knowing wink, this tee proudly celebrates choosing the middle path—because balance beats burnout, every time. Mediocre & Co.—average, but make it a strategy.
Details & Care
Details & Care
Material:
- 4.2 oz Airlume cotton—light, breathable, ready for any layer game.
- Slim fit with longer body length.
- Cut & sewn in sweat-shop-free, planet-minded factories (FLA + WRAP Platinum).
- Tear-away tag—because scratchy necks are for quitters.
- Blend cheat-sheet: Ash/Prism 99-1, Heather 52-48, Athletic/Black Heather 90-10.
Care:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
The Mediocre Promise
The Mediocre Promise
We cut corners on hustle culture, not on quality. Every tee is built to outlast your to-do list—soft enough for Sunday naps, tough enough for Tuesday chaos. If your first wear doesn’t feel just right, ping us and we’ll swap or refund, no drama. Life’s already complicated; wondering whether your shirt will hold up shouldn’t make the list.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each product is made when you order, cutting waste and giving you more design options (plus a lighter footprint).
Shipping timeline:
- Print & Ship Time: 2-4 business days
- U.S. delivery: 3-5 business days (free on $50+)
First-Wear Guarantee:
Wear it, wash it once. If it’s not a keeper, email us within 30 days—we’ll swap or refund, zero hoops, zero hard feelings.
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