The Never Met Her Short Sleeve Tee is a playful protest against all things overachieved. With vintage park-patch vibes and a laid-back design on the back, it’s for those who prefer the steady trail over the summit scramble. You’re not peaking—you’re pacing.
Details & Care
Material:
4.2 oz Airlume cotton—light, breathable, ready for any layer game.
Casual fit for aid-back comfort, tidy crew neck, plays nice from couch to cocktails.
Care:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
The Mediocre Promise
We cut corners on hustle culture, not on quality. Every tee is built to outlast your to-do list—soft enough for Sunday naps, tough enough for Tuesday chaos. If your first wear doesn’t feel just right, ping us and we’ll swap or refund, no drama. Life’s already complicated; wondering whether your shirt will hold up shouldn’t make the list.
Shipping & Returns
Each product is made when you order, cutting waste and giving you more design options (plus a lighter footprint).
Shipping timeline:
Print & Ship Time: 2-4 business days
U.S. delivery: 3-5 business days (free on $50+)
First-Wear Guarantee:
Wear it, wash it once. If it’s not a keeper, email us within 30 days—we’ll swap or refund, zero hoops, zero hard feelings.
