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Energy Efficient Human Festival Cropped Tee

Energy Efficient Human Festival Cropped Tee

Regular price $24.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.50 USD
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The Energy Efficient Human Cropped Tee is made for those who run on vibes, naps, and exactly one cup of coffee. With bold block lettering and a boxy crop fit, it’s your official uniform for doing less—but doing it well. Festival ready, errand approved, and gloriously low output.
Mediocre & Co.—burning the slowest possible fuel.

Details & Care

Material:

  • 65/35 luxe poly-cotton blend—cloud-soft with just enough stretch.
  • Scoop neckline that flatters every collarbone.
  • Raw-edge sleeves + hem for that “already-my-favorite” vibe.
  • Self-fabric shoulder tape so seams stay sharp, wash after wash.
  • Feather-weight build—breezy solo, painless to layer.

Care:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron/steam/dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean.

The Mediocre Promise

We cut corners on hustle culture, not on quality. Every tee is built to outlast your to-do list—soft enough for Sunday naps, tough enough for Tuesday chaos. If your first wear doesn’t feel just right, ping us and we’ll swap or refund, no drama. Life’s already complicated; wondering whether your shirt will hold up shouldn’t make the list.

Shipping & Returns

Each product is made when you order, cutting waste and giving you more design options (plus a lighter footprint).

Shipping timeline:

  • Print & Ship Time: 2-4 business days
  • U.S. delivery: 3-5 business days (free on $50+)

First-Wear Guarantee:
Wear it, wash it once. If it’s not a keeper, email us within 30 days—we’ll swap or refund, zero hoops, zero hard feelings.

Full Shipping & Return Policy

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